It's cold, we're tired, and perhaps we stayed out too far past our curfew last night. So we ask you, loyal readers, to do some of the heavy-lifting around here today. It's Page Six blind item time. Go nuts!

· WHICH bigshot recently named one of The Post's "50 Most Powerful Women" is being tormented by her staff? To slowly drive her insane by making her think she's losing her memory, her mischievous minions love to hide her things, especially her Louis Vuitton wristlet...

· WHICH A-list party promoter has a habit of waking the slumbering South American models who crash in his spacious loft by dangling his manhood inches from their unsuspecting faces?

Send us your guesses (and any photos of dangling manhood inches) to tips@gawker.com and, at the end of the day, we'll post your (nonlibelous) responses.

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