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Wedged between the "Non-Union Docu-Drama" and "Personal Assistant, Adult entertainment business" Craigslist solicitations—which are certainly both delicious in their own ways— is this little casting gem:

We are looking for the new Vincent Gallo & Chloe Sevigny!!!

Independent Feature Film Production Company is casting adult male and female actors as well as experienced traditional actors for a new narrative film that has explicit scenes of sexuality.

The film is a cross between 'The Brown Bunny' and 'Reservoir Dogs'. It's the romantic and thrilling story of two professional hitmen who fall in love one night and the woman who comes between them.


Huh. Sounds more like Brokeback Mountain meets the The Laramie Project, actually. But really, we're sure that the marketplace is just waiting for some gay sex and bloodplay—I mean, that obsession has done so well for the career of homo-splatter director Gregg Araki.