New York Post's Elisa Lipsky-Karasz serves up a double-dose of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton to fix your weekend-long craving.

· Can you imagine Lindsay and Paris flirtatiously giggling while routinely calling up Lohan's Freaky Friday co-star Chad Michael Murray who happens to be engaged to One Tree Hill star Sophia Bush? Neither can we. Instead, let's picture them naked.

· Miami clubs fight over star attractions for New Year's parties. The Shore Club has Lindsay jetting down right after her Times Square performance while Paris has agreed to go to the Shelbourne. We're guessing the two girls will be using their "cellies" to meet up at some point in the evening. Now's a good time to picture them naked again.

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