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There's nothing silent or holy about Christmas night when it comes to the Jesus Birthday Suit edition of Saturday's weekly "Rated X" party held at Opaline in the East Village. For the uninitiated, it's a "Panty Party" hosted by sleaze-fest DJs Theo and Michael T who play lots of ass-shaking punk and indie rock to scantily clad revelers. The reward for checking your pants at the door is a 2-for-1 drink special all night. Photographer Nikola Tamindzic dutifully documents the evening.

Seriously, this is just an excuse to put up semi-naked pictures of Christmas booty and hooters. Softcore! You're welcome.

In lieu of actual captions, we offer a photo/text mash-up with excerpts from Andy Warhol's Christmas diary entries, reproduced on James Wolcott's blog. [More photos from the night at Nikola Tamindzic's "Rated X at Opaline" Gallery.]

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"Betty Ford doesn't look as good as she did in the photos after her facelift, she just sort of looks the same. But now she's a blonde. Before she had brown hair, didn't she? It's sort of a honey-blonde now. At first I thought it was Mrs. Nixon..."

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"Passed out Interviews, there really were great places to do it. Three people asked for my autograph. Everybody stares at me because I'm wearing my wolf parka by Halston."

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"We went to a bar that shows ski movies, you drink beer and watch skiers. Nobody came over and asked for our drink orders, so we didn't drink anything and just watched the movie and then left. We were having dinner with Nan Kempner."

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"I began reading Dress Gray [a West Point novel by Lucian Truscott IV] and it had the right names that sounded real. Like the main guy is called Ry."

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"It was the coldest day ever...picked up John Reinhold and we went to Sharon Hammond's for Christmas dinner ($5). But there wasn't anybody there."

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"Sharon took me in the other room and showed me a picture of her English lord pissing, and his cock is like a horse's. She doesn't know if she should marry him, and I told her she should, with a cock like that."

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"He didn't give her the pillows she wanted for Christmas, he just gave her a TV for the bathroom. And no jewelry. He'd give her jewelry for her birthday and five minutes she lost it in a cab so I guess he decided not to give her any more."

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"Got up and it was Sunday. Tried to dye my eyebrows and my hair. I wasn't in the mood. Went to church. Got not too many phone calls. Actually none, I guess. Tried to wrap presents. I was going to have Peter and Chris over to plan our trip to Aspen the next day. I guess I took all day wrappng presents and I think by the time they came I'd watched a lot of terrible TV. Went through a lot of fuzzy paper."

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"Got a picture of Georgia O'Keeffe from Chris and a little painting from Peter and time really flew by. Nobody ate anything."

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"I got up early and walked to Paige's and she and Stephen Sprouse and I went to the Church of the Heavenly Rest to pass out Interviews and feed the poor. It wasn't as crowded as it was at Thanksgiving. Afterwards Stephen and I walked down the street, and I had told John Reinhold we'd come by and he could take us to tea and he did, at the Carlyle, and that was sort of, I don't know, young guys waiting for their grandmothers to die. Stephen dropped me. Got a lot of calls to got to Christmas parties but I just decided to stay in and I loved it."