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Oh, no. Tomorrow's Christmas and you still haven't finished your gift shopping? You're so screwed.

But, listen up: Even if you're desperate, do not attempt to buy an Apple PowerBook on the street for $200, okay? As tempting as this deal might be, you're just buying a whole lot of heartache.

According to an article in the new issue of VICE, if you do happen to lay out the cash for the computer, all you'll get is, "A fake laptop made of gray garbage bag and cardboard, spray-painted platinum silver and finished with A HAND-PAINTED APPLE LOGO DONE IN WITE-OUT" [caps, theirs].

Then again, it does come with a two year extended AppleCare warranty, so maybe it's worth it after all.
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