Jingle Balls
In its end-of-year newsletter, UK e-mail gossip rag Popbitch names its Surgical Procedure of the Year:
The in-demand plastic surgery for rich, ageing Hollywood men is the testicle lift. Happy owners of a pert new scrotum include Robert Redford.
Doesn't that seem more like something an agent would do (they've got to look sleek when they're fucking you) than a player like Redford? Someone of Sundance's stature can hire a second assistant to keep the stepchildren lifted at all times.