Is it just us, or has the Roc-A-Fella family been on a massive PR campaign as of late? Try as we might, we can't avoid Damon Dash and his army of successful hip-hoppers. To wit:

I GO TO COLLEGE IM WORKING ON MY MASTERS DEGREE, I HAVE A GOOD JOB I AM A RECORDS EXECUTIVE A&R AT ROC A FELLA ; I GO OUT AND FIND ARTIST FOR ROC-A-FELLA. I`M SINGLE AND LOOKING FOR A GIRL I WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A QUEEN IM LOOKING FOR A GIRL WHO LIKE GOING TO INDUSTRY PARTIES AND BEING AROUND CELEBRITIES LIKE JAY Z CAMRON DAME DASH THE WHOLE ROC A FELLA CAMP ETC IF YOU R NOT LOOKING TO MEET UP ASAP DONT SEND ME A MSG IM NOT LOOKING 4 A EMAIL FRIEND I WANT A NICE GIRL WHO I CAN SPEND ALOT OF TIME WITH

Surely this must be Damon Dash's right-hand man! So why would a tru-playa-4-real be using Craigslist to find himself some arm candy? After the jump, he bares his soul.

HOW I LOOK? WELL IM BROWNSKIN BROWN CHESSNUT EYES TONGUE RING NICE LIPS 5`10 180 MEDIUM BUILT IM NOT FAT I GO TO THE GYM 3 TIMES A WEEK I HAVE A FOOTBALL PLAYER SIZE IM VERY CUTE I STAY LOOKING NICE WITH THE BEST FASHION I STAY WITH MONEY I HAVE MY OWN APARMENT IN BROOKLYN.

WHAT TYPE OF SHORTY I WANT IS? SOMEONE WHO I CAN SEE 3-4 TIMES A WEEK WHO DONT MIND SPENDING THE NITE WITH ME IM A FREAK ABD LOVE TO LICK THE CLITE SO I NEED SOME1 WHO IS COOL WITH ME DOING THAT IM LOOKING 4 SOME1 WHO CAN LOVE ME SOME1 WHO WANTS A MAN WHO HAS 3 DEDROOM APARMENT N BK COLLEGE MAN NO KIDS AND A CAREER ALSO I DONT CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE I DONT CARE ABOUT AGE IM 22 AND AGE IS JUST A NUMBER OR YOUR SIZE BECAUSE I LIKE ALL WOMEN SLIM THICK CHUNKY BIG WHATEVER JUST HIT ME UP IF YOU WANT TO MEET UP WITH A GUY WHO IS DOING BIG THINGS IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND CAN TREAT LIKE A QUEEN.

And we thought all the good ones were gay.
ROC A FELLA RECORD EXECUTIVE WANTS A FREAK TO SPOIL - m4w - 24 [Craigslist]