· A rose is a rose is a rose, said Gertrude Stein—unless it s in the care of a gay. Then it s a probably a finely pruned, de-thorned, properly watered, exquisitely maintained rose. For tips on how to make your rose the latter, head to Indoor Gardening Society Meeting at The Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender Community Center. [TONY]
· Anytime the words "bastard" and "holiday" are used in the same sentence, we feel instantly at ease. Check out the Bastard Jazz Scratch Holiday and celebrate the season with broken beats and jingle dubs. [flavorpill]
· Blonde, unemployed, Upper East Side trophy wives frontin as interior decorators now have another, though slightly less glamorous, place to go throw around hubby s money: the Oasis Day Spa opens today at JFK Airport. [What's Up NYC]