We're increasingly worried about the state of possibly troubled actress Natasha Lyonne. After calling every possible representative of Natasha, we still have no idea who's handling her shit. Now, having scored her father's email address, we're wondering if he's MIA as well, as we haven't heard from him:

Subject: Question for attribution
Date: 12.21.2004
To: [Natasha's father]
From: Jessica @ Gawker

Hi there,

My name is Jessica — I edit a column called Gawker — and I've been trying to hunt down someone (or anyone) who reps your daughter, Natasha. I know she got arrested on Friday night and I'm hearing reports of her not doing so well. Can you clue me in on what's going on? Or maybe tell me who to contact? Someone at a law firm that had been in contact with her told me to call someone named Trevor, but he didn't answer his phone and I have no idea who he is anyhow.

We just want to know if everything's okay, if she's getting help, etc. Let us know!

UPDATE: The mysterious Trevor just called back. He's not Natasha's representation (he actually manages bands and was "just helping Natasha out" for a period of time) and is thus in no position to comment. Trevor also said that, to his knowledge, the actress has no representation other than her entertainment lawyers. Won't someone take Natasha under their wing, just for Christmas' sake?!