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Before you snarf your office party egg nog all over the front of your red shirt in shock that Britney Spears' holiday card to her fans is [Ed .note—We can't believe we're going to say this.] classy, know this: Below the frame of the picture, the couple is naked from the waist down, standing barefoot in a filthy public restroom, and buried up to their knees in Cheetos. You can only see it if you peel off the green "Happy Holidays" sticker.

Behold the card after the jump.

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