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Harvey Weinstein used his platform at Miramax's 25th anniversary function on Thursday to bitch about Disney and crow about his possible post-Mouse future:

"We've delivered Disney a debt-free, $2 billion asset," Harvey Weinstein declared, "despite all the arguing about profitability that's gone back and forth. And the response from the financial community has been incredible. I've never known what it's like to be a pretty girl. But now I have investment bankers showing up (on my doorstep) saying, 'Here's a billion dollars.' "

We don't care what kind of financial situation Miramax is in. There are no circumstances under which we could ever conjure the image of Harvey Weinstein as a pretty girl, even if investment bankers shell out a billion dollars to get fucked by him.