The painful tales of horrific holiday celebrations continue to pour in. The latest:

At least Allure got KFC. Self magazine was forced to endure a night of bowling for Christmas. Scary!

We'd love to hear the rationale behind that party plan. Cond s bowling for Cond s just doesn't make sense. Meanwhile, Glamour staffers get it straight from the Stouffer's box:

We caught the aftermath of the Glamour holiday party last night. I was disappointed to find that it amounted to little more than a mountain of uneaten French bread pizza, piled high atop the pool table. My friend had a piece, and described it as "cold, but good."

Oooh, taunting magazine girls with carbs? That's just plain mean.