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Look, we've said it before and we'll say it again: Harvey Weinstein is not Santa Claus. Now we have definitive proof, from someone in the know:

[L]ast night Miramax held their annual "ghetto superstar" holiday party at Glo, in the fading meatpacking district. Usually, a company raffles ipods, digital cameras and vacation getaways right? Not Harvey, Bob and their crumbling enterprise. Motherfuckers decided to raffle off CD Players. Did they forget we're in a new millennium? Who the fuck uses a CD player?


Could be worse, my friend: You try listening to the Garden State soundtrack on an eight-track, okay?

You should've just followed the advice of one of your colleagues who said, "This will be Miramax's last holiday party. Make the most of the open bar!"