Apparently our tipster on the Martha conference call was mistaken. For one thing, Martha has taken to spelling her name "Martha Stewart," so as to remain consistent with all that "Martha Stewart" branded products (very clever). Also:

... there was no conference call from Ms. Stewart. Susan Lyne, the CEO, read a brief note written by Ms. Stewart, wishing her staff happy holidays.


Just like a good little stuard. Um, we mean steward.
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