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When she's not too busy educating young women on how to appreciate their vaginas, original Cosmo girl Helen Gurley Brown still likes to party. A reader reports:

Was at the Hearst Christmas bash at Tavern on the Green last Friday when who do I spot winding her way on to the dancefloor but none other than Helen Gurley Brown. Talk about a ghost of Christmas (long) past! She danced (or rather stiffly jerked) with a couple of young bucks in a flapper-esque dress that she may well have bought new in 1922.

Okay, we know some of our favorite figureheads are spiking the eggnog. We're DYING to hear who made out with David Remnick in the broom closet.