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· Rolling Stone has some choice quotes from its People of the Year in the upcoming issue. From Paris Hilton: "I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex." From Paul Giamatti, on meeting Paris Hilton: "She looked at me like I was something on the bottom of her shoe." [Lowdown]
· Hilary Duff's claws are out and she's back to hating Lindsay Lohan. Duff allegedly had her boyfriend from the band Good Charlotte refuse to sign an autograph for Lohan's little brother, causing the 8 year-old to cry. These tween girls are so family-friendly, no? [Page Six]
· Abandoned actress Mary-Louise Parker has entered into arbitration with actor Billy Crudup in order to negotiate Crudup's visits with their child. Parker, however, won't let Crudup's girlfriend, Claire Danes, near the baby...because Danes eats babies. [R&M]
· Actor Tom Hanks has escaped from the clutches of publicity firm PMK-HBH; he's the latest in a slew of celebs running from the building after Leslee Dart was canned. [Page Six]