While we sift through various reports of women stealthily handing out Gucci bags to certain Cond Nasties (Questionable gifts? Huh?), let's take a moment to gaze at the official holiday gift from publisher SI Newhouse:

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Isn't it glorious? It's the "Togetherness" porcelain votive candle holder! Thank you, Santa! From the card: "This limited edition gift was commissioned exclusively for Cond Nast and Advance Magazine Group employees to celebrate our culture of creativity and passion."

[Insert uncontrollable snickering here.]