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SNL alum Jimmy Fallon almost makes sense...but not quite:

Jimmy Fallon, what's he doing for the holidays? "Going home to mom and dad. They live in Saugerties, which is not as bad as it sounds because it's not like I'm actually leaving the city because they originally come from Brooklyn."

What neighborhood is Saugerties in? Park Slope? No? Hmm. This year, we hope Jimmy is asking Santa for a map. Or, even better, a lick of coherence.
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