· The Rejection Show, the one and only creative outlet for all things, er, rejected, brings Jonathan Ames, some New Yorker cartoonists, and the Sundance-shunned Santa Claus and the Jew to P.S. 122 tonight. [flavorpill]
· The Knitting Factory kicks off a new monthly comedy/variety show tonight titled "The Clip Joint." Oh, those clever promoters with their subtle inverse drug references! In any event, Daily Show-er Lewis Black is tonight's big attraction. [KF]
· Um, memo to New York's venue bookers: can you get some new fucking bands to come to town? Broken Social Scene plays yet again at Bowery, though the Pixies switch it up with openers le Tigre tonight at Hammerstein. [NYP]