'TIME' Person of The Year: Still At Large

Yesterday we asked you for your TIME "Person of the Year" suggestions. Here are some of your best guesses and our thoughts on their chances:
·Martha Stewart (Maybe. We can see a package on 'The End of CEO Hubris.')
·Paris Hilton's Vagina (No. That's clearly Entertainment Weekly's 'Entertainer of the Year.')
·Jonathan Cheban (Um, yeah. Every person waiting to see their dentists across America reads Gawker.)
·The Google Guys (Could be. Jeff Bezos of Amazon had it in 1999.)
·Janet Jackson's Boob (Unlikely.)
·Arafat (Could be, but do dead people get to be "Person of the Year"? He was also among The Peacemakers in 1993.)
·Wonkette (Yes, but then half the article would be an explanation of a web log "or, blog" for all the over-60 readers. The other half of the article would be awkward puns about "packages" and ass-fucking.)
·Jesus (Not bad! TIME does love some J.C.)
·Iraqis (This is a good bet, but again, we ask: can dead people get to be "Person of the Year"?)
·Viktor Yushchenko (Scariest cover ever?)
·George Bush (Yes, for sure. "Mandate of the Year," anyone? But he had it in 2000. Then again, Poppy did get it twice in 1990!)
Keep 'em coming.
'Time' Person of the Year: Immediate Opening
Machine of the Year, 1982 [TIME]
