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· Sketchy and currently imprisoned fundraiser Aaron Tonken exposes greedy and irresponsible celebs in his new book. Our favorite anecdote involves Liza Minnelli showing up wasted to a Recording Artists Against Drunk Driving event. [Page Six]
· One half of America's patron alcoholic duo, Barbara Bush, reportedly slipped and hit her head during a White House holiday party on Saturday. Apparently, Barbara was dancing and "dipped her head down low." Huh? Was she headbanging? Is there some hot new dance move we don't know? [R&M (2nd item)]
· Actress Brittany Murphy has moved into pop slattern Britney Spears' old Hollywood Hills home. She has kept all of Spears' original furnishings and likes it. [Page Six]
· Colin Farrell and Lindsay Lohan get the rough paparazzi treatment when leaving Compass in the early hours of Sunday morning. Later, they make sweet, sweet love. [NYDN]