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· Daytime lesbian Ellen DeGeneres has left her long-time girlfriend Alexandra Hedison for actress Portia De Rossi. We know De Rossi has been out of the closet for a long time now, but we still can't believe it. She's so pretty! It boggles the mind! [Page Six]
· Lindsay Lohan gets pissed at boytoy model Clarence Fuller for having a past fling with Paris Hilton. How did Lindsay find out? Paris called her, of course. Presumably via her Sidekick. [ELK]
· Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss is opening legal brothels in Nevada and Europe. Which we already knew and, just to reiterate, it's not as hot when it's legal. [Lowdown]
· Actress Scarlett Johansson dumps skanky Jared Leto for more-successful-but-still-skanky Yankee Derek Jeter. [R&M]