Last night, we were sucked into heading above 14th street with a bunch of gossipy types (they offered to pay for the drinks and, well, we hadn't been outdoors in days). What did we learn? Reporters kick some serious game. At Bungalow 8 (oh, the humanity), we were treated to the pick-up line of a lifetime from Page Six's Chris Wilson:

Chris: So, in college, did you major in snarkology?

Brilliant.