We hate to be the bearers of bad news, but it's not like not mentioning that 750 AOL employees were laid off two weeks before Christmas will un-lay off those unlucky worker bees.

Maybe if AOL spent a little less on those cloying TV ads with the mom addressing the board, they could've floated some more people through the new year.

Insert your own bad "You've Got Severance!" joke here, funny guy, 'cause we just don't find this all that amusing.