· Don't go saying the Jews never did anything for you: the hipster Hebrews over at Heeb Magazine throw a Liquor and Latkes party tonight at Lit, 9pm. Best of all, you get a dollar off at the door if you RSVP. Oh, the irony. [Heeb]
· Why throw away your rent money to by some Helmut Lang shit at full price when you can, um, throw away your rent money to buy some Helmut Lang shit that's heavily discounted? Sale goes all day at 80 Greene Street.
· A veritable culture orgy over at Canal Room tonight: Detroit hippity-hop soulsters Platinum Pied Pipers join London funkster Dego for the Giant Step Holiday Bash. [GiantStep]