'GQ,' Please Smack These Young Men
GQ's newly beefed up website presents an interactive slideshow (and by interactive, we mean, you can make it go slower or faster) of The Smackable Men of the Year, the flipside of their gushy "Men of the Year" section.
There are a lot of the usual suspects (Bill O'Reilly, Vincent Gallo, Rocco DiSpirito), and some unexpected ones as well (C'mon, Gideon Yago's not smackable, he's just an earnest, mixed-up kid).
Missing, however, are a couple of 2004 GQ cover boys whom we'd wait in line for hours in the pouring rain (heck, pounding hail) to smack: Ashton "I Punk Myself Every Day" Kutcher and Justin "I Sipped Daddy's Beer" Timberlake. (Memo to Ashton: If you 'punk' yourself too much, pal, you'll go blind.)
C'mon, GQ. Don't deprive these young men of their smacks just because they sat for an interview this year: They've earned 'em.