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· Mayor Bloomberg reveals his penchant for wearing briefs; New York's collective libido is instantaneously destroyed. [Page Six]
· The rumors that Britney Spears is carrying a spawn in her cheese-encrusted belly are intensifying, with a possible announcement coming soon. [R&M (3rd item)]
· Those poor designers over at Heatherette. First they dress Paris Hilton, then they're reduced to appearing on America's Next Top Model, and now they're dressing puppets for daytime talk tv. [Page Six]
· Will Smith equates 9-11 to being attacked by a racist cop. Which he likely will be, now. [Lowdown]