Normally, we wouldn't advocate plunking down your hard earned money to buy The New York Post. You can get most of it for free on the web, and we should each do our part to keep the paper from reaching maximum profitability.

But if you're an aspiring glossy magazine writer, you should buy it today (or snatch it off of the subway seat when the sleeping homeless guy shifts his head) for Keith Kelly's "Condé bunch has lunch." If you do, you'll see what every Nast-y editor looks like in an amusing spread of the seating plan for Si Newhouse Jr.'s holiday editors' luncheon.

Using the patented SPY Magazine popping-heads art, we see the happy faces and $200 haircuts behind the magazines we love to skim and then recycle. They're all here: David Remnick, Kim France, other people!

We don't want to oversell, but this article is definitely worth a quarter.

Condé bunch has lunch [NYPost]