Our sun-kissed West Coast brother site alerted us to the fact that legendary producer/self-aggrandizer Robert Evans is in talks to bring his unique form of auto-hagiography to Broadway.

Great idea. We're sure theater goers (you know, those fanny-pack sporting tourists who clog Times Square, making every Viacom emloyees' lunchtime foraging a nightmare of "''scuse mes" and "comin' throughs") are just dying to see his Charlie Bluhdorn impersonation in the flesh.

Yeah, exactly.

Robert Evans: The Kid Stays On The Stage [Defamer]
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