We've had some terrible employers during our adventures in semi-employment over the last decade. Buy us a beer one day and we'll tell you about the boss who left her cat home alone for an entire week while she was away on business and how the nasty little fur-ball bit us when we tried to feed it. (The cat, not the boss.)

Anyway, we've gritted our teeth and applied for many jobs we knew would be a nightmare, but even we're not foolish enough to apply for a job whose ad tells us "You must be a decent writer — if you can't use a comma correctly or if you're writing on a third-grade level, I will fire you immediately."

But you can be our guest. Good luck, and watch those commas.

Bklyn Newspaper Needs Reporter [Craig's List]