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A web entrepreneur is hawking an invite to tonight's Motorola Hollywood Christmas party on eBay, an event sure to draw open-bar, goodie bag, and flashbulb-seeking glitterati in droves (last year's event featured all the usual suspects: Lindsay Lohan, the cast of The O.C., etc etc). The seller claims that this is an effort in putting a monetary value on Motorola's celebrity-courting policies, but whatever—if you want to spend at least $250 to get loaded and try to see if Paris Hilton is wearing underwear, knock yourself out. Um, anyone want to lend us a couple of hundred bucks?