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Yesterday, we ran a Gawker Stalker sighting of Rod Stewart:

i could have sworn i saw rod stewart - or a damn good impersonator Monday 6 ish getting off at the Bergen Street stop on the F-train. this guy short, had the identical hairstyle, but the thing that threw me off was like four hoop earrings in his left ear. I know Cobble Hill is the hotness and whatnot but this is pushing it. i thought he was london-based?

Since this groundbreaking Stalker report, we've received numerous reports of Rod Stewart or a Rod Stewart-like humanoid mammal living in Brooklyn. Personally, we don't believe it. There's no such place as Brooklyn. (But, if we're wrong, our undying love goes to the first brave person to send us a picture of this sasquatchian Rod impersonator.)