Is there a better cause for Rupert Murdoch's mighty and synergistic News Corporation to get behind than resurrecting the "career" (such as it was) of O.J. Simpson trial court jester Brian "Kato" Kaelin?

No, there is not.

Page Six has a long item on Kato's new career as a development executive (read: lunch buyer, script skimmer) for National Lampoon. (Somewhere Doug Kenney and Mike O'Donoghue are rolling over in their respective graves.) The Sixers even give the URL for nudie pix of Kato's girlfriend, Tracy Tripiciano. (Go find it yourself, perv.)

And last week, Kato popped up in FOXNews.com's FOX 411, described as an "internationally known underachiever" despite—or perhaps because of—hobnobbing with Henry Kissinger. (Dude likes to hang with unrepentant bad boys, what can we say?)

But, come on: 'Underachiever'? Hardly. Have you been photographed shirtless for The New Yorker by Annie Leibovitz? No, you most certainly have not.
Comic Kato [Page Six]
Henry Kissinger, Meet Kato Kaelin [Fox 411]