Because modern classics like The Biggest Loser and My Big Fat Brazilian Hooker don't really appeal to our highly-cultured sensibilities, we've kinda missed the bus on reality television...but we hear it's really big in Europe! In development, however, is a show that has us quivering in anticipation: reality television for magazine whores! Word from a producer comes our way which commences the hunt for Conde Nasties and assistants from all the other glossy publishing houses (you're so not off the hook, Dennis), and we can already see the episode where the Vogue and Ellebots compete for the immunity cigarette. The orgasmic details after the jump; can someone make sure Linda Wells' gimp gets a good audition time?

I'm looking for employees of Conde Nast or other top New York magazines for (you guessed it!) a new reality program. If you know of anyone that fits the following:

*Age 22 to 30
*TV friendly
*Incredibly social & outgoing
*Employed as an Assistant to any department (fashion or entertainment is a plus!) OR an Editorial Assistant

Please have him/her email mag_asst@yahoo.com with:

*Current & Previous Job Titles
*Name of Employer
*Length of time employed
*Affiliations in Publishing (i.e. JHRTS for Hollywood assistants)
*Plus, any other social groups, such as fundraising, political, etc.