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We've seen some truly strange shit on Craiglist, but we submit this mindblowing Missed Connection for your bewilderment:

This is a long shot, because it was quite a while back (few months ago, at least) but we chatted at this one bar forever, about movies and the industry.

I told you how I dreamed of becoming the next Harvey Weinstein and how much I admired what he did with the marketing of specialty films, Oscar campaigns, etc. I believe you are a writer, and you were wearing a free T-shirt. Me: short/little, long blonde hair, you thought I seemed much older than 21. Again, this is a LONG SHOT. I enjoyed our not-your-run-of-the-mill bar conversation, wanna do it again sometime??

Hey, poor writer in the "free t-shirt": You'd better get on this, and quickly. You could easily spend another 50 years in Hollywood and never again have a 21-year-old try to pick you up by saying she wants to be Harvey Weinstein. She's ready to exploit you in new and exciting ways!

Of course, Harvey might have had some free time on his hands between rounds of layoffs and decided to play out one of his sickest fantasies online. That writer should probably demand that his "missed connection" send a picture of herself holding a copy of today's paper, just in case.