When we have an extra $14.5 million in real estate-ready cash burning a hole in our pocket, we immediately go to online bulletin board Craigslist—because obviously there's going to be something totally worthy of our dollars. Like something in, say, Williamsburg. Yeah, we hear that's a hot neighborhood and totally the sort of thing a Craigslist reader would be interested in! Tale of Two Cities writes:

Yes, Craigslist readership, take a break from posting those "NYC CUNTS" rants and act fast on the sight-unseen $14.5 million empty Williamsburg lot before it goes to the lady who just completed her opus on cock sizes ranked by ethnicity! Hurry, damn it!

$14500000 - Williamsburg Development Lots For Sale for $14,500,000! [Craigslist]
Craigslist's Wealth Of Material [TOTC]