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Even with the spectre of layoffs still haunting Miramax's offices on both coasts, they're still looking for some fresh blood—we think Harvey Weinstein must really love the look of shock on a new recruit's face as he slashes an entire department on their first day. So, adrenaline junkies looking to get a foot in the door in the movie business, why not cut your teeth at the Max? Here are some of the prerequisites for the open Assistant to the Exec VP of Marketing gig:

REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS: BA/BS or equivalent experience, must have excellent verbal and written communication skills, be organized, detail oriented and have the ability to multi-task. Excellent computer skills are a must. Good opportunity for anyone interested in learning about the creative process in entertainment marketing.

Nothing can prepare you for a career in "The Industry" like dodging an ashtray Harvey's thrown at your head because your boss had a bad idea for The Aviator's Oscar campaign.