So maybe this morning's blind items weren't super-challenging, but that's not OUR fault. Besides, we have to ease back into these defamation games (just games, mind you) after a long weekend. And while there were overwhelmingly consistent guesses, nothing is certain in the thinly-veiled world of fallen celebs. Your input after the jump.


·WHICH aging action hero is snorting more lines than he's spouting on-screen?
You said: Bruce Willis, overwhelmingly so. One compelling argument read, "Hey, anyone who hangs out at Bungalow 8 as much as Bruce (myself included!), is indulging in Vitamin C."
You also said: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Steven Seagal, Harrison Ford, Wesley Snipes.
Most random guess: "I'd love it if Ben Affleck were referred to as an aging action hero."

·WHICH sexy scribe is rumored to be on the rocks with her relatively new hubby?
You said: Sex and the City author Candace Bushnell came up a winner on this one. "For some reason, Page Sixers still think she's sexy even though she's obviously a haggard old woman these days, who has to whip out her specs in order to read the menu at Da Silvano (a mommy complex, possibly?)."
Other guesses: New York s Amy Sohn, the Times' Alex Kuczynski.
Most retarded guess: Britney Spears.

· WHICH recently married Hollywood heavyweight has an Oedipal issue?
You said: So blatantly Nic Cage that it hurts. When you weren't calling him a "sick fuck," you said, "What's annoying isn't that this Nicholas Cage blind item is so easy, it's that Dick Johnson isn't giving the Electra Complex the props it deserves."
Other murmurs: Kevin Costner, Christopher Reeve (you kids are SO tasteless, which is exactly why we love you).

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