We've been making hymen restoration jokes since we lost our v-card in the backseat of a Subaru, but we still felt somewhat horrified when we read the Times' piece on vaginal plastic surgery. For those of you looking to take your ladyflower to the next level, plastic surgeons are offering liposuction and snips on labia length (because, like, violently ripping the hair from your tender flesh simply isn't enough). Columnist Amy Alkon writes:

Lip-lift, anyone? No, the other lips. Plastic surgery "down there" is, apparently, the next big thing. Mireya Navarro, poor dear, who is apparently assigned to the pussy beat at The New York Times, goes deep under cover to find out why [...]

Unless you can swing your labia round your neck and wear them as a scarf...are they really a problem?!!

How Lovely Are Your Labia? [Advice Goddess Blog]
The Most Private Of Makeovers [NYT]