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Bijou, Bijou, Bijou! So much to say, so little time. The beloved stabbing party girl (and occasional actress, we hear) is gracing this month's cover of Nylon. Some pearls of wisdom on insanity:

"I was never that crazy...I keep catching myself standing in the mirror screaming - having, like, full conversations with myself. I guess I can't always say stuff to people's faces, so when I'm alone it comes out."

On Proust's classic, Swann's Way:

"Why's it so weird? I don't care about your stupid bedroom! Let's get to Swann! What's the point?"

Well, at least she's reading on the internet. There was this little blind item about a "a young Hollywood hellcat [who] e-mailed a link to all her friends of a 21-page tutorial on how to perform perfect oral sex..." Hmm. You know where we're going with this, right? Seriously, we thought she'd come up with a better link to send her friends than this. Deep-throating is so 2002.
Nylon