Back by overwhelming demand, we're going to post some lovely, schadenfreudelicious blind items from today's Page Six. We know you've got some ideas:

WHICH aging action hero is snorting more lines than he's spouting on-screen? The horny Hollywood he-man must need the disco dust to stay up and chase the much-younger beauties he likes to collect at nightclubs in L.A. and New York.

·WHICH sexy scribe is rumored to be on the rocks with her relatively new hubby? She already misses her single days and would love to take a quick dip in the dating pool.

·WHICH recently married Hollywood heavyweight has an Oedipal issue? Before he walked down the aisle this summer, he had a secret nook in his bedroom; when women would enter, he would channel Elvis and they would have to call him "Daddy."

Send in your guesses to tips@gawker.com, and, in the meantime, we'll get our lawyer prepped.