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In this extra-random, packed-to-the-brim edition: Luke Wilson, Ed Burns and Christy Turlington, Adam Brody, Woody Harrelson and Conan O'Brien, Olsens, Paris Hilton, Jared Leto, John Stamos, Harvey Weinstein, Alan Cumming, Ray Liotta, Harry Connick Jr., Drew and Fab, Tiffany Limos, Chloe Sevigny, Elizabeth Berkley, Melania Knauss, Colleen Pelletier, Paul Frolov, David Duchovny, Paul Bettany, Jennifer Connelly, Geoffrey Rush, Nigel Barker, Jason Biggs, Matthew Modine, Chris Noth, Julia Stiles, Vincent D'Onofrio, David Byrne, Nicole Ritchie, Mike Myers, Vincent Gallo, Ira Kaplan and Georgia Hubley, Brooke Shields, Hank Azaria, David Duchovny and Julianne Moore, Jon Voight, Michael Douglas, Wyclef Jean, Kathleen Turner, Ron Silver, Rosario Dawson, Mario Cantone, Sean Lennon, Kevin Bacon, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Eric Nies, Brandon Sexton, Sandra Bernhardt, Luis Guzman, Joan Osborne, Michael Imperioli, Dr. Ruth, Billy Baldwin, Mena Suvari, Wes Anderson, Keri Russell, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson, and Jameel McCline.

I saw Luke Wilson last night (11/18) at CraftBar. He was super hot in person - wearing t-shirt, jeans, and a blazer. He was with two other guys - one looked like a producer/agent and the other was probably his assistant. He drank beer and was hitting on the gorgeous, blonde hostess all night. Apparently he's in town to host SNL, but he sure seems to be doing alot of partying in the mean time....

On the way to maul burritos at Benny's on Greenwich last night, was stopped dead in my tracks by a scruffy-faced Ed Burns and Christy Turlington, arm in arm heading into a restaurant on W. 4th Street. Impressed Ed was so tall - knew he was a total dreamboat and now, unlike most celebrities, lives up to screen size. Spilled black beans all over shirt, realized glamour of non-celebrity life. Also realized am glad am not famous and can maul burritos with no abandon.

Ed Burns and Christy Turlington in DUMBO for U2. I didn't see them myself, but the crowd yelled out their names as they walked by. They were VIP and separate from the masses (of course). We had a better view than them anyway.

At a small bar on Avenue B, on Friday the 12th, and who tries to cut me on the bathroom line, but The OC's "Seth" (or if you want to call him by his real name, Adam Brody). He was very nice even when I explained to him that I was already on line. And despite playing a fictional character on TV, Brody was in a very Seth-like outfit. I ended up telling him to cut me on line when some fashionista started fawning all over him. And what's a night with Seth without a little Summer? But who really cares about Summer being on Avenue B. Just like the show, the sighting was all about Seth.

Saw Woody Harrelson and Conan O'Brien (and the Mrs.) at SNL on Saturday night, hanging out backstage schmoozing and boozing (okay, not so much) in what was a mass anticipation of what turned out to be an amazing set by Bono and the boys.

saw two homeless midgets dancing upstairs at marquee friday night. then realized it was just MK + A Olsen.

paris hilton and tinkerbell shopping at bloomies soho on Sunday evening. paris was calling everyone "sweetie" and seemed like a very polite girl. i was embarrassed to use my 20% off coupon after her, so i went to another register.

paris hilton (ugh so cheesy in person), jared leto, john stamos, harvey weinstein (gross) at butter....no olsen twins - guess they took a break off the scene

I saw Alan Cumming at The Phoenix in the East Village on saturday, Nov. 20. He looked like any normal gay guy, with really stylish hair. He stood by the door with a group of friends as if he was trying to get picked up.

Saw Ray Liotta scowling at his itty bitty wife and daughter on Jane and Washington Sunday morning. Later on, went by Magnolia Bakery—no stalking, but couldn't believe the ridiculous line. C'mon people! These are freakin' cupcakes, dammit! How 2002...

I saw Harry Connick Jr. and his daughter shopping at a Connecticut Wal-Mart this weekend. They were looking at cheap furniture. He: incognito in a baseball cap, she: as beautiful as her mother. No one even gave a second look as they continued to shop away.

had a woozy friday night that started with a c-list sighting and then got really interesting. early in the evening, i attended a cheesy art opening on the UES. the southern guy from that horrible bravo show manhunt (the ex-gogo boy) was there. passably attractive in person, but no supermodel. then, down to the e vill for drinks at MONA'S on ave b. somewhere around beer twelve, fab moretti and drew barrymore saunter in with some friends. she's SO tiny! Total sweetheart. very fun and bubbly. cute couple. i proceeded to get so shitty that i left my ipod there. bummer.

I saw tiffany limos, larry clark's ex girlfriend and star of his film "ken park" outside of film forum on sunday, 11/21. tiffany was wearing black framed eye glasses, a hooded black coat, white shirt and narrow black pants tucked into beautiful black boots. her makeup seemed a little heavy - someone needs an easier hand with the blush. she was with a plain woman who had a cheap franco sarto handbag and a regular guy. he kept up a steady stream of film industry chatter. tiffany seems to have lost her aura of "desperate for fame and recognition". we met at alleged years ago and she reeked of it. is she still dating michel gondry? I guess having talented, famous boyfriends does provide a special satisfaction of it's own for some people.

This morning, in Williamsburgh (or, "the WB" as I like to call it), spotted Ms. Chloe Sevigny staring vacantly into the subway station from the top of the stairs. The station was unusually crowded, so my friend asked Chloe if there was something wrong with the L train (there was). Chloe mumbled "I dunno" in response, continued staring.

Saw Elizabeth Berkley and artist hubby David Lauren at Indochine Sat night (11/20). They were eating at a booth with a friend. She looked very Show girls - ish (curly blonde hair), very bubbly and smiling. He looked just plain HOT.

Saw Donald Trump's fiance Melania Knauss (and her huge diamond ring) hanging out with Colleen Pelletier, Paul Frolov and some other New York actors at the Levi's store in Soho for a photo signing.

David Duchovny, Paul Bettany, Jennifer Connelly, and Geoffrey Rush were all dining at SoHo House Saturday night (I think together in a private room). David never left the private room that I saw, but Rush and Bettany both came into the smoking/game room by the bar. When Bettany came in, he looked around and then, making a pouty face said, "Nobody's smoking in here. I'm not going to smoke in here." Although, in fact, there were a lot of people smoking. He later overcame his shyness and did smoke in the smoking room. Saw Connelly wandering about looking exquisite but, yes, yes, much smaller in real life.

On my way to work on Friday and who do I see but none other than noted fashion photographer, Nigel Barker from America's Next Top Model. He was carrying two large shopping bags and heading over to the only place in town he'd be caught dead at: the Meatpacking Shopping district on 14th Street.

saw Jason Biggs around 1 on Saturday at the A/C/E platform on 14th street. he looked skinnier than on camera (thus proving the camera must add 10 lbs.); longer hair and very casual. one guy walking by commented way-too-loudly about his pimples (i must have missed those) and then we all got on the train at the same time. seemed pretty relaxed, rockin the sweatpants and iPod on the train.

Saw Matthew Modine walking along 5th Ave in the East 70s this afternoon with friends.

Saw Chris Noth oozing down Fifth Avenue (17th Street or so) on Sunday, 11/21 (Why is this man considered attractive?) He was sporting some pretty appalling facial hair, which I hope is for a role, because it definitely isn't improving on his alleged handsomeness. Didn't get a look at who he was with, as I was temporarily blinded by that awful beard and 'stache.

John (FKA "Mr. Big" AKA Chris Noth) walking down Broadway at 15th Street around 3pm on Sunday. He was with a lady companion, but I didn't get a good luck at her because I was distracted by his giant mustache.

saw julia stiles ( is this even a sighting anymore?) at my bar on thursay. she was heard to say "yeah, i play a robot named "7" in my new movie" at which one of my wonderfully quick friends said "7 of 9?" and she yelled "NO! JUST 7!" later in the night the other bartender leaned into me and sau "she looks like she'd bounce a quarter off your forehead while she fucked you with a strap-on". i don't know what he means but i sure agree with him. forehead-a-go-go.

At dusk on the NYT-crowned Avenue B and 10th Street on Sunday, I saw right-wing-rag laughing stock Vincent D'Onofrio talking with what I assume is his wife and another older woman with their child in a stroller at their feet. Despite the recent headlines, he looked fine.

At Bam Caf on Saturday night, a very left-handed David Byrne sitting to my right eating. Didn t really give him a second glance as this is the fourth time I ve spotted him about. Then Nicole Ritchie trotting South on West Broadway early Sunday afternoon on our way out of Smith & Hawken. Her face didn t click until my mom said That s hot fairly audibly. I doubt Ms.R heard it as she was busy gabbing loudly to some bloke. Honestly, the most entertaining bit was when my momma noted that she d only noticed her because she was so odd looking and then her usual something about never wanting ugly children. She did have on some great boots though. Bastards.

Realized I was walking next to Mike Myers at Bleecker Street on Friday night. Despite the plague of bad humor put upon our country through the Austin Powers series (bad teeth! funny wigs! robots with boobies! FARTING!), Myers seemed like quite the pleasant fella, smiling at me when he could tell that I knew exactly who he was. (I'd gladly forgive everything about Austin Powers just to hear one more "Talk amongst yourselves!")

Vincent Gallo getting of the N at Prince St. at 8am. Needs a major shave and a bar of soap wouldn t hurt either.

So, Friday night around 7pm I was getting a tofu hot dog at F&B on 23rd Street at the same time as the King and Queen of melodic drone rock, Ira Kaplan and Georgia Hubley of Yo La Tengo....they were eating the deep-fried green beans and acting very chilled - Ira was working the yellow Hawaiian shirt/purple socks/red Converse look more sucessfully than most men could, I think.....then at midnight I was getting my sugar fix at Magnolia when Brooke Shields came in, looking, I have to say, a bit rough (zit-o-rama!) although she is incredibly pretty and seemed really happy to be there....THEN on Saturday around 7.30pm I saw Simpsons voice-man Hank Azaria heading east on 51st at Ninth ave - he was tall, more handsome and less nerdish than he appears on TV.....

I go to Fordham Law and I saw David Duchovny and Julianne Moore walking toward a trailer today. There were several trailers parked up and down 62nd street so I guess their new movie is filming around here this week.

At the charity auction and dinner sponsored by Children of Chernobyl at Chelsea Piers, I spotted Jon Voight, looking rosy-cheeked and fit, Michael Douglas, who did not look as old as I thought he would, Dr. Ruth, who is about 4 feet tall, Wyclef Jean, who arrived in a red Hummer with two horribly-dressed dates, Kathleen Turner, looking like she lost some weight and using a cane, and Ron Silver, who someone had to tell me was famous (and apparently the photographers too).

Rosario Dawson at Big Cup, the coffee shop on 8th ave. in Chelsea. I looked up and there she was, looked like she was eating soup and a burrito that looked like it was from Kitchen Market next door. She is way way prettier in person that she is in those horrible Alexander posters in the subway. Had on the typical Hollywood accessories of Ugg Boots and a Live Strong bracelet. She's very tiny.

Late Monday night saw Mario Cantone walking alone down 8th Street towards the West Village. He is very small.

Saw Sean Lennon at the cosmetics counter at Bigelow Pharmacy on 10th Street and 6th Avenue on Saturday, November 20th. Perhaps he was buying a gift for a lady friend???

On Monday at 11 AM, saw Kevin Bacon in a baseball cap and sunglasses on West 3rd between Sullivan and 6th Avenue walking by the Fat Black Pussycat. He'd just finished talking on his cell phone and looked really grim.

Walked past Jocelyn Wildenstein in the AOL Time Warner Center last night (11/22), presumably for some "Wild Wild West" event that had an army of limos lined up outside. By the time I realized who it was I...kept going because really, who the fuck wants to see that up close. Very nice fur coat though. Having seen Joan Rivers the day before at the Race to Deliver, I half-expected Tara Reid's mangled tit to appear and complete the horrible plastic surgery trifecta.

Walking through Chelsea last week I had my first face to face with a one of the "special needs" cases also known as "Real Worlders" with the big grandaddy of them all - Eric Nies. Mid-afternoon and Eric is looking very much the aging straight gym bait he is - fit, smiling and sweatsuited carrying his bags of groceries home - bags which he was CURLING LIKE DUMBBELLS ON THE SIDEWALK - he seemed to ignore the gawkers around him, all snickering his workout routine. Strong man.

Last night around 5:30 on 11/22 I saw Paris Hilton at the entrance of the SoHo Grand Clad entirely in a bright green track suit.. like something Missy Elliot would wear and of course the classic matching trucker hat . Apparently she doesn t know whether to leave it or weave it with her blonde hair, it looks terrible cheap she was wearing sunglasses and whining on her cellphone looking for her ride.. or maybe a getaway car after Lloyd Grove s article/articles on her yesterday .

Saw Brendon Sexton last night on the F train. Reading a script. No one recognized him. He had a mustache and looked cute, but very skinny. Wearing a turtleneck and sweater, jeans, sneakers. Very much blended in. Got off at 4th ave. I didn't say anything, though was tempted to, since he probably doesn't get recognized much. He was "Tom" in Boys Don't Cry and the kid who tortures weiner dog in "Welcome to the Dollhouse."

Sandra Bernhardt shopping in Whole Foods Chelsea sporting a dewy line free face (that Kabbalah water clearly works wonders!), a rather fetchingly loose pony tail, and some sort of mom-goes-to-the-market shmata that looked like it came from Land's End. She appeared to be searching for the makings of a thxgiving meal while singing along softly, but oh so soulfully, with some bad 70's track about a train that was being piped throughout the store. I was so struck by her Martha-Stewart-channeling-Sandra-Bernhard vibe, I forgot to check her wrist for red string.

Rode on a US Airways flight from New Orleans to LaGuardia with Luis Guzman. He slept the entire way - must have been too much late partying in the Quarter.

Saw Joan Osborne and a cute redheaded guy going into the movie "Ray" on Wednesday 11/17. She's hugely pregnant.

Saw Michael Imperioli, cable TV's favorite unstable mafia brat, ambling up 10th avenue @ 24th street. Looked exactly like he did on the Sopranos, except that he was staring vacantly into space with his mouth hanging open. His slack-jawed stare did not appear drug-induced; his eyes were clear underneath his massive uni-brow, he walked a fairly straight line, and no coke-sniffles. My bet is he was deep in thought, considering how to parlay his one-note mafia jackoff image into a long, Joe Pantoliano-esque career.

Saw Dr. Ruth at a Patrick Mimran (ie the guy whose words are on those billboards in the part of Chelsea that has places that bribe you with wine to look at crap on walls) opening last night. I had heard she was small, but it's more like pocket sized! She was moving her hands a lot when talking, but all I could hear was "eeeejacualaayyshunn."

It seems that Billy Baldwin trolls the Upper West Side Starbucks. First like 6 weeks ago he sat down opposite me at the one on 86th and Columbus. Then today on my way to the subway at the smaller one on Columbus and 81st I saw him sitting there wearing a golf hat and reading a script. I was seriously shocked: not at the golf hat, but that someone had sent him a script or that he was reading it. Hadn't he basically given up acting to follow in Alec's footsteps at the Creative Coalition? Or do you think he and Alec are too depressed at the fact that crazy Stephen's faith-based voting style seems to have beat out their reality-based one. (sigh)

2 Fridays ago, walking up the west side of 3rd Ave between 13th & 14th with my friend when that chick from American Beauty and some bland male hipster/celebrity escort type passes us going south. My friend and I spend the next 5 minutes trying to remember her name. Mmm Mira? No, Mila? No but definitely starts with an M. Mmmm Meeeeee Mena! Then together: Mena Suvari! Huh. Not bad, lookin' pretty good. Anyway what were we talking about?

On Sunday saw Wes Anderson walking south on Irving Place just below Gramercy Park, with another guy about his age (not Noah Baumbach or Owen or Luke Wilson, dang) and two older people. He was wearing the exact same outfit he wore to speak at the New Yorker Festival - Clarke's, dark brown pants and a corduroy blazer. Total geek, totally hot. Gave him my best "I know you, you don't know me" look. Which I perfected earlier on Keri Russell, headed towards Waverly Diner with two friends.

I saw susan surandon and tim robbins in Paragon Sporting goods the other day looking for sneakers.

Fri. Nov. 19-3pm in the afternoon. Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson with baby in tow on Hudson St. in the West Village. Kate was wearing one those shawls that all the ladies are wearing these days and gave Chris and baby a kiss as she walked off in a differnet cirection. She was puffing away on a cigarette and like all good celebs she was trying to be discreet about her celebrity by wearing those oh so demure big black shades (on an overcast day).

This past Tuesday I saw heavyweight contender Jameel McCline, who fought for the title on Saturday at MSG, on 44th and Broadway outside Tratroia Dopo Teatro. He had a blonde with him though he's married and it wasn't his friend (and Saturday opponent) Chris Byrd's wife. McCline's a big guy but in person his face looks like a termite. Still he didn't look beat up at all after 12 rounds of getting punched.