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Ha ha, just kidding. We would never condone that, even if U2 is giving a free concert in DUMBO at 2:30 or 3pm. Instead, just behold the fuzzy glory of their flatbed truck, carrying the Irish rockers (and we use "rockers" really fucking loosely) to their show. Tickets might be available here (listed under the MTV taping), and if you must go, let us beg you to behave like total jackasses on Gawker's behalf.
[UPDATE, 4pm: A gawky operative reports that after waiting in line for an hour, U2 has just arrived but that "nothing is going on...saw Fred Armisen." DEVELOPING!!!]