· Paraphrasing NBC News' Brian Williams at Esquire's Brightest and Best party: "Thank you to Esquire and be sure to try the crystal meth."
· White men still most likely to succeed at the Washington Post. At least everyone's being honest about it. [WaPo]
· The incredibly shrinking Newsday, still trying to thin itself down as much as possible, begins offering voluntary buyouts to staffers. [NYP]
· God, November got boring quick. Let's spice it up with something completely out of left field. How about Brokaw for President? [Indy Star]
· Finally, we agree with mainstream journos: kick everyone while they're down. [National Journal]