Cheban Stalker: No Red Carpet For Jonathan
One last daily dose of our favorite wannabe, Jonathan Cheban, who's absolutely nobody but publicly claims to be friends with famous people (and is thus worthy of our obsession), via a reader report:
Saw Cheban turn up at the Gotham party yesterday - piled out of suv with lizzie [grubman] et al. Lizzie walked straight up the red carpet for her pix - FLASH! - but when cheban tried to follow he was stopped, and told to go around the non-celeb side. Miffed, he walked off, but went back 10 seconds later - only to be rebuffed again. He walked off again - and then came back AGAIN to give it one more go on walking down the old RC. Still no joy. Third time unlucky, I guess he realized that despite his observer appearance he really isn't famous and walked round the side to wait for LG. i guess he must be happy to be so little-known, as in the observer he says he likes to hide behind his celebrity 'pals'.
Oh, and he's looking a little malnourished. Is Paris keeping him off the solids and on the blow?