Dude, there was a roast honoring Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger, Jr. (at the fabulous Center for Communication's Annual Award Luncheon) and WE WEREN'T INVITED. From what we can tell, we would've had a lot more fun with the opportunity than Times columnist Maureen Dowd, who revealed that she doesn't "like anyone touching or feeling [her]," (shock) or New York editor Adam Moss, who called Sulzberg's 10-year plan "faith based." Oh, har har. Major props to investment banker Steve Rattner, who used a stuffed moose puppet to deliver his roast. How very triumphant.
Sulzberger Roasted By Friends, Stuffed Animal [E&P]