· "Stop scratching the hell out of all of your CD's with your metrocard. This beautiful coke table has a really cool blue mirror top that stays nice and shiny no matter how many grams upon grams you cut up. Do your drugs in style." [Craigslist]
· The new Museum of Modern Art entrance fee is a whopping $20, which seems to be a giant "fuck you" to the more budget-conscious artfags. Something must be done! [Free MoMA]
· To the person who bid $1,150 to spend a day with Trishelle from The Real World: Las Vegas: we know how you can get some STDs for free. [eBay]
· Thanks to the internet, we can now watch militia men practice defending themselves from the forthcoming armageddon in live streaming video! [Live-Shot]
· They're filming Rent...in San Francisco. We initially thought, "Mais non!," but we're so tired of that show that we're not too sad to see it go elsewhere for a bit. [Out Of Focus]