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Oh come now, who hasn't R. Kelly violated? Today's word is that he's even infiltrated the temple of Yankeedom, allegedly doing slugger Gary Sheffield's wife on tape in a three-way taped ten years ago. We wouldn't care, really, if it weren't for the fact that Sheffield's wife, DeLeon, was then 18 (if even) and the Sheffields claim to be devoutly religious. Now a "minister" is trying to extort the Sheffields for $20k to keep the tape private. Frankly, we think that's a fair price to quiet the image of R. Kelly peeing on anything or anyone.
Sheff Shakedown [NYP]
New R. Kelly Sex Tape's Yankees Connection [Gothamist]