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· Rapper ODB, best known for being old, dirty, and bastardly, collapses and dies in the studio. Toxicology reports pending, natch. [NYDN]
· Another reality show? Starring super-wealthy Denise Rich? Please, God, no, make it stop. [Page Six]
· Bob Dylan gets into an incomprehensible tizzy over a movie script in which he is depicted as sleeping with late muse Edie Sedgwick. [R&M (3rd item)]
· Blessedly disproportionate actress Lindsay Lohan and her "actor" beau Wilmer Valderrama have called it quits. Now Lohan has moved on to fucking Chad Michael Murray. [ELK]
· In the wake of memogate, there's only one thing that can be done to heal Dan Rather's image: makeover! [Gatecrasher]
· Meet your new Britney Spears, the quite-possibly-pregnant poet...from hell. [Scoop]
· What happened to the punk rock karaoke at Arlene's Grocery? [Page Six]