Friday:
 · All-girl roller derby takes the ironic kitch factor to a new level in the South Bronx tonight, which has clearly replaced DUMBO as the new Astoria as the new Williamsburg. [Gotham Girls]
· The event you've all been waiting for: the, um, Vera Wang trunk show at Bergdorf Goodman. RSVP required. Trigger-happy women without rings on their fingers guaranteed. [What's Up NYC]
Saturday:
 · Disaffected starfuckers and the literati are sure to be out in full force as JT Leroy reads and performs at Deitch Projects tonight. [VV]
· Who says rap music is all about bitches, blunts, and 40s? Um, we do. All the good shit, anyway. J-Live and Vast Aire would probably disagree, though. At the Knitting Factory. [Knitting Factory]
Sunday:
 ·Football, needless drinking, or Bridget Jones. Or all three, in that exact order.